No Report this week but Eldon gratified us with some ratings

15. Charlie Williams – a record breaking performance for Hackney's most wholesome Charlie. His four tries and five forward passes setting new marks in both categories. 9

14. Charlie Davis – switched to the right wing in search of meat pies. Only came up with a stiff arm in the face. Zero on-field tantrums this week 7.5

13. Colm Brady - solid start for the debutant. Finished off a flowing 2nd half try. Also, loves a wrap-around.7 

12. Dan Worth - a full three sizes slashed from his early season figure. Solid off the tee. Deep conversationalist off the field. 7.5

11. Luke Leyland – couldn’t understand anything he said all day but took his opportunity with a classy finish in the second 40.  7

9. Will Kennard – Always dangerous around the ruck. Made some great breaks and linked the forwards and backs nicely. Did well to block out the side-line daggers from an on-looking Shaun Rooke. 8

8. Reece Denne – a quiet game from the big Australian with only two tries. 7.5

7. Dylan – MOTM performance to make up for blatant violations of the 80% max effort on Wednesdays rule. Another excellent back rower for Ben Chamberlain to worry about. 9.5

6. Damien Bouvier – If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. 9

5. Jack Lidyard – I don’t know what locks do but whatever they do, I'm told he did it well. 8.5

4. Ollie Hart – big match from the big red rig. Last sighted providing some counselling to a lovely couple in Mascara Bar. 9

3. Max Steinbech – huge quads on the lad caught the attention of the sideline WAGs in attendance. 7.5

2. Alex Higgs – Huffed and puffed all day. Sweated a lot doing it. 8.5

1. Matthieu Arneguy. Unique. 7.5

16. Juliano Bazetto – disappointed that we didn’t get to see the cultured right boot, but strong otherwise. 7.5

17. Charlie Blagbrough - easily amongst the three best Charlies on display once again 7

18. Andrew Sprague – excellent performance from the lad making the big step up from the 3s. Showing great potential. 7.5